Darts Technology: The Bionic Arm Implant

The Bionic Arm Implant for Darts Players

The Future Of Darts

The future of darts technology lives within this advanced bionic arm implant from New Darts Technologies. After one brutally painful yet highly affordable surgery, the implant is then fine tuned to the dart players stance, height, weight and throw through either a desktop application or mobile device.

The application controls the arm in order to perfect the darts path along the proper parabolic curve, at the perfect accelerated rate with 99.9% targeted accuracy.

Computer Controlled Accuracy

The arm virtually controls every element of the throw; Aiming, Backward Stroke, Acceleration, Release and Follow Through. Additional accuracy software can be installed to perform advanced tasks such as consuming a beverage or applying the perfect fist bump when playing league events. Visit the New Darts Technologies website for more information and a list of certified dealers and surgeons in your area.

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For less than $15.00 in tuition and a few minutes of your time you can receive your Degree in Dartistry from Tungsten Tech University. A degree is something to be proud of, and at Tungsten Tech each graduate takes pride in their love of darts.

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Hillary Clinton spotted at darts pub near Chappaqua, blames loss of darts tournament on a bed of deplorables

Hillary Clinton was recently spotted by tourists at the Chappaqua Tavern, located near the Clinton's $1.7 million home. Sources say she had been participating in the tavern's weekly darts event, a blind draw tournament offering prizes for the top three winners. Clinton appeared to be at a loss for words, and was overheard by several other patrons making excuses for her poor performance during the event. The tournament director, who has requested anonymity, claims that Clinton was distracted throughout the event by no more than three mobile devices.

"It's hard to focus on your game when you have your phones going off every turn" ~ Darts Tournament Director, Chappaqua Tavern.

What Are You, A Tungsten Tossing Treblemaker?

Sure. By day you're blending in with society. Doing your job, checking in with friends, making your significant other happy. But when dart night comes around, out comes the Tungsten Tossing Trademark Treblemaker.

You're a member of the Smartass Darters Society. You're not fooling anyone.

Any board, any time, anywhere. Got darts?

One of the many sayings heard around the dart hall at the Smartass Darters Society is Any board, any time, anywhere.. So what better dart shirt to have on hand than one bearing the phrase when out and about looking for a challenge or a few pickup games!

In fact, most members of the Smartass Darters Society own at least one dart shirt for every night of the week. You never know what kind of Treble Makers you'll run into!

Don't Panic! I'm aiming at BOTH triple twenties!

It is a known fact that some members of the Smartass Darters Society have been known to take in their aiming fluid quite liberally, or maybe unwind with a few during after hours pickup games. This addition to the Smartass Darters Society line of dart shirts is for them.

By wearing a dart shirt stating "Don't Panic! I'm aiming at BOTH triple twenties!" you can easily hush the skeptical onlookers in the peanut gallery, as well as calm your opponent and perhaps a scorekeeper.

As we say in the Smartass Darters Society: Safety Third.

LUCK: Labor Under Correct Knowledge

Although we're not sure where the quote actually originated, we like to give one of our heroes Gary Busey the credit for bringing the phrase LUCK: Labor Under Correct Knowledge to the Smartass Darters Society. And if we're ever lucky enough to have Busey join us for a night of tungsten tossing shenanigans, we'll certainly be prepared with the proper dart shirts for the occasion.

Women Don't Need Balls To Play Darts!

The latest addition to the popular Smart Ass Darters Society line of dart shirts dives right back into some humor.

Women don't need balls to play darts, but it helps to play with a few nuts!

These dart shirts are available in several styles and colors. Consider them for your dart team! We can always add your dart team name and/or logo along with player names to the front of any shirt!

Don't forget the others available in the Smart Ass Darters Society line:

• "Does this dart shirt make my ass look fat?"
• "Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough"
• "I'm not ignoring you, I can't hear you because you're too far behind"
• Inverted: "If you can read this, please put me back on my bar stool"
• "If found lost or drunk please return to the nearest darts pub"

And much more!

You'll know just where we come from: Damage Incorporated

Dealing out the agony within
Bangin' trips and no one's gonna give in
Living on the oche, conformity
Or dying on your feet for honesty
Inbred, our darts work as one
Competing, but never cry submission
Following our instinct not a trend
Go against the grain until the end

Bull will follow bull
Dying time is here
Damage Incorporated

Follow through, point up, be on attack
Stepping out? You'll feel our hell on your back
Shot will follow shot and we make sure
If darts ain't for you and we're the cure
Yips might be my only excuse
Try to rob us of it, but it's no use
Accuracy and action crushing all
Victim is your name and you shall fall

Bull will follow bull
Dying time is here
Damage Incorporated

We rock and double out
We laugh, you scream and shout
All flee, with fear you run
You'll know just where we come from

Damage Incorporated

Smartass Darters Society: Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough

When playing Cricket... Wait... What???

Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough is a well known phrase in darts referring to 01. The Smartass Darters Society would like to keep the phrase alive and well in darts pubs around the world.

Available in several styles and colors.

Smartass Darters Society: What Does Your Spouse Think About Darts?

The Smartass Darters Society has members from around the globe, and many have taken the leap into marriage at some point before, during or after their darting careers. Being true SDS'ers, these humorous dart shirts spell it out for their team mates and fellow dart players. It is often hard to hide your emotions. Some wear their hearts on their sleeves, others on their backs...

Available in Mens and Ladies styles, with a variety of colors to express your love...

Smartass Darters Society: Lost and Found Dart Shirts

It's a good thing to have tags on things that say If Found Lost Or Stolen Please Return To... Like your dart case for example. The Smartass Darters Society would like to step up and make sure everyone gets where they need to be along with their dart case by providing Lost and Found Dart Shirts in many styles and colors to the dart players in need of emergency identification.

These shirts also lend themselves to customization. For example, Joe's Darts Pub could have these designed to say "If found lost or drunk please return to Joe's Darts Pub" along with the address and phone number of the venue, thus ensuring that any and all dart players that may get lost or drunk will be returned promptly.

Consider safety. Consider these dart shirts.

Smartass Darters Society: What Does A Kick Ass Dart Player Look Like?

While this may appear to be a cool looking dart shirt, it does beg the question; What Does A Kick Ass Dart Player Look Like? We feel that any and all members of the Smartass Darters Society are candidates for the answer.

That is of course depending on whether or not their dart shirt makes their ass look fat. Debatable yet intriguing.

Smartass Darters Society: Does This Dart Shirt Make My Ass Look Fat?

Why not just wear the phrase on the back of your shirt? Does This Dart Shirt Make My Ass Look Fat? After all, your ass is wandering around in the stable or the field grazing while you're out playing darts. Sometimes it's nice to get an unbiased opinion.

And as a member of the Smartass Darters Society you're sure to get the opinions of many. Available in many styles and colors!

Smartass Darters Society: I'm Not Ignoring You, I Can't Hear You Because You're Too Far Behind

This dart shirt is about as smartassed as a member of the Smartass Darters Society could get. Shaking up opponents at the oche with a cocky phrase on the back of a dart shirt...

Keep your eyes on the right side of the scoreboard when wearing this one gang. Available in many styles and colors!

Smartass Darters Society: Help Your Opponent With Their Darts!

This dart shirt is something only a member of the Smartass Darters Society could think of. While you're at the oche taking your turn, what if your opponent was studying the out chart on the back of your shirt? And to make things worse, what if all of the checkouts on the chart WERE WRONG!?!?!?

Some call it cheating or shenanigans, we call it strategery. Available in many styles and colors!

Smartass Darters Society: Please Put Me Back On My Bar Stool

Starting things off in the new Smartass Darters Society line of dart shirts is the popular "If You Can Read This, Please Put Me Back On My Bar Stool tee shirt. Like we say here in the Man Cave while throwing darts or working with power tools, "Safety Third".

Assure your safety at the darts pub with this humorous shirt and leave your helmet in the car. Available in many styles and colors!

Welcome To The Smartass Darters Society!

The Smartass Darters Society. A club with a line of dart shirts for the humorous, arrogant, witty and often ignorant.

Spring cleaning has been underway at mydartshirts.com with many new designs being added as well as a few going through some re-design stages. Older designs that have fell to the wayside of the newer darts graphics have been moved to a discontinued section and discounted.

Those dart shirts that had some interesting and often Smartassed phrases have been enveloped into a new line we have dubbed The Smartass Darters Society. There are no society dues and anyone can join. In fact, if you're adamantly not a Smartass - EVER - you might know one who deserves a nice gift to see if they'll shut up.

We'll begin posting details about the new designs in the Smartass Darters Society line as they are added to the web site.

Let us know your Smartassed ideas!

Use the comments section on the blog, drop us a comment or suggestion on Facebook or start a trending topic on Twitter using the hash tags #darts #SDS. We'd love to hear from you!