Hillary Clinton was recently spotted by tourists at the Chappaqua Tavern, located near the Clinton's $1.7 million home. Sources say she had been participating in the tavern's weekly darts event, a blind draw tournament offering prizes for the top three winners. Clinton appeared to be at a loss for words, and was overheard by several other patrons making excuses for her poor performance during the event. The tournament director, who has requested anonymity, claims that Clinton was distracted throughout the event by no more than three mobile devices.
"It's hard to focus on your game when you have your phones going off every turn" ~ Darts Tournament Director, Chappaqua Tavern.
