Showing posts with label POLITICS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label POLITICS. Show all posts

Your Darts Team Is Like A Bed of DeploraBulls


Your darts team may as well be a bed of deplorables. Winning so much, you're tired of winning. 2016 ended with one hell of an election season to put behind us, and a ton of uncertainty ahead of us. But either way you look at it, 2017 is almost here and it's time to laugh, live and play darts! Grab yourself by the... keyboard and head over to get your DeploraBulls darts shirt now!

Trump vows to make darts in America great again, Tweets challenge to congress regarding tournament play


Donald Trump is still stirring up controversy on Twitter. Clearly unhinged after a weekend of watching the PDC World Championship from his estate in Mar-a-Lago, he began taunting congress members and challenging them to face him one on one in a best of three, 501 single start double finish match. Insiders from the Trump transition team reported under condition of anonymity that Trump tosses a solid gold set of arrows with diamond inlay grips custom made by French jewelry designer Louis-François Cartier.

Hillary Clinton spotted at darts pub near Chappaqua, blames loss of darts tournament on a bed of deplorables


Hillary Clinton was recently spotted by tourists at the Chappaqua Tavern, located near the Clinton's $1.7 million home. Sources say she had been participating in the tavern's weekly darts event, a blind draw tournament offering prizes for the top three winners. Clinton appeared to be at a loss for words, and was overheard by several other patrons making excuses for her poor performance during the event. The tournament director, who has requested anonymity, claims that Clinton was distracted throughout the event by no more than three mobile devices.
"It's hard to focus on your game when you have your phones going off every turn" ~ Darts Tournament Director, Chappaqua Tavern.

Darts and the State Of The Union 2010

As we anticipate tonights State Of the Union address I am reminded of last years election and the Obama Dart Shirts created for mydartshirts.com. I chose the obligatory All Bull design for myself which gets a lot of fun comments on dart night, and is unfortunately what I expect to hear more of this evening.