Smartass Darters Society have been known to take in their aiming fluid quite liberally, or maybe unwind with a few during after hours pickup games. This addition to the Smartass Darters Society line of dart shirts is for them.
By wearing a dart shirt stating "Don't Panic! I'm aiming at BOTH triple twenties!" you can easily hush the skeptical onlookers in the peanut gallery, as well as calm your opponent and perhaps a scorekeeper.
As we say in the Smartass Darters Society: Safety Third.