Showing posts with label HUMOR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HUMOR. Show all posts
Video: How Darts Impacted The 2016 Election
Darts Conspiracy: Enemy Of The Slate
Darts and Chill?
It's the new thing for 2017. Trust me, I saw it on the Internet...
The Funny Story That Led To This Design
After a day of golf towards the end of last summer, I was sitting with my good friend Luis on a picnic bench having a few after-golf beers. The sun was dropping and the weekend was just getting started, but boredom was becoming obvious. We had nothing to do.
Keep in mind, I am 48 years old and Luis is in his mid 20's. A conversation unfolded as I watched him silently tapping away on his iPhone:
Me: WTF are you doin', texting? You type on that thing faster than I can on a keyboard...
Luis: *Looks up with a funny stare* Playing a game.
Me: Ah. Well, I'm gonna go get more beer and hit the Man Cave for the night. Wanna come on over? Netflix and chill?
(I had seen this phrase used online. I assumed it was just a hip thing to say among the younger crowd. I also assumed it just meant relax and watch a movie.)
Luis: *Looks up with an angry face* NOT WITH YOU!
Me: WTF? You were just over last weekend to get me caught up on all that Batman nonsense!
Luis: Do you even know what Netflix and chill means?
Me: Sure. Crack a beer, turn on a movie.
Luis: Naaaahhhh na na no no no nooooooooo my friend. It's when you invite your girl over to put on Netfilx and make out with her.
Me:
Darts Players: Get Your Masters of Dartistry Degree Online!
For less than $15.00 in tuition and a few minutes of your time you can receive your Degree in Dartistry from Tungsten Tech University. A degree is something to be proud of, and at Tungsten Tech each graduate takes pride in their love of darts.
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Your Darts Team Is Like A Bed of DeploraBulls
Your darts team may as well be a bed of deplorables. Winning so much, you're tired of winning. 2016 ended with one hell of an election season to put behind us, and a ton of uncertainty ahead of us. But either way you look at it, 2017 is almost here and it's time to laugh, live and play darts! Grab yourself by the... keyboard and head over to get your DeploraBulls darts shirt now!
Trump vows to make darts in America great again, Tweets challenge to congress regarding tournament play
Donald Trump is still stirring up controversy on Twitter. Clearly unhinged after a weekend of watching the PDC World Championship from his estate in Mar-a-Lago, he began taunting congress members and challenging them to face him one on one in a best of three, 501 single start double finish match. Insiders from the Trump transition team reported under condition of anonymity that Trump tosses a solid gold set of arrows with diamond inlay grips custom made by French jewelry designer Louis-François Cartier.
Darts Pub Pirate
Now hurry over to th' sea site to get ye Darts Skull & Scuppers scurvy pirate gear, 'n run a shot across th' bow when ye enter ye next darts event.
Darts Pub Pirate: Dead men tell no tales (phrase indicating to leave no survivors) Splice the mainbrace! (give the crew a drink!)
Is It In Yet? Just The Tip...
Dart teams come up with the most creative team names in any sport we can imagine. And this one is no exception.One dart team - Is It In Yet? - requested a custom design for dart shirts. Followed shortly by another team - Just The Tip - so it only made sense to laugh, combine the two, keep the design simple and let the team names do the talking.
What's your darts team name?
Women Don't Need Balls To Play Darts!
Women don't need balls to play darts, but it helps to play with a few nuts!
These dart shirts are available in several styles and colors. Consider them for your dart team! We can always add your dart team name and/or logo along with player names to the front of any shirt!
Don't forget the others available in the Smart Ass Darters Society line:
- "Does this dart shirt make my ass look fat?"
- "Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough"
- "I'm not ignoring you, I can't hear you because you're too far behind"
- Inverted: "If you can read this, please put me back on my bar stool"
- "If found lost or drunk please return to the nearest darts pub"
You'll know just where we come from: Damage Incorporated
Dealing out the agony within
Bangin' trips and no one's gonna give in
Living on the oche, conformity
Or dying on your feet for honesty
Inbred, our darts work as one
Competing, but never cry submission
Following our instinct not a trend
Go against the grain until the end
Bull will follow bull
Dying time is here
Damage Incorporated
Follow through, point up, be on attack
Stepping out? You'll feel our hell on your back
Shot will follow shot and we make sure
If darts ain't for you and we're the cure
Yips might be my only excuse
Try to rob us of it, but it's no use
Accuracy and action crushing all
Victim is your name and you shall fall
Bull will follow bull
Dying time is here
Damage Incorporated
We rock and double out
We laugh, you scream and shout
All flee, with fear you run
You'll know just where we come from
Damage Incorporated
The Devil Went Down To The Dart Tourney
It's not how good you are when you're hot, It's how bad you are when you're not.
The Brews Brothers 501 Blues Darts Pub and Sports Grill
Imagine the perfect darts dive, where live music soothes the ears, big screen televisions play all of your favorite sports including darts, and there's always an open dartboard and plenty of shooters around looking for a pickup game or luck of the draw.Imagine them serving some of the greatest grub your appetite can dream of consuming, and offering hundreds of different beers, bourbons, scotches and coffees from around the world. The walls are decorated with autographed posters of your favorite pro dart players and in between them plaques and trophies from the local players who dwell around the dartboards every week.
What would this fantasy darts pub be called?
We asked ourselves that question recently and decided to name it The Brews Brothers 501 Blues Darts Pub and Sports Grill. Lock, Stock and Three Smoking Arrows.
Now all we need is enough money to open it...
Smartass Darters Society: Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough
When playing Cricket... Wait... What???Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough is a well known phrase in darts referring to 01. The Smartass Darters Society would like to keep the phrase alive and well in darts pubs around the world.
Available in several styles and colors.
Smartass Darters Society: What Does Your Spouse Think About Darts?
The Smartass Darters Society has members from around the globe, and many have taken the leap into marriage at some point before, during or after their darting careers. Being true SDS'ers, these humorous dart shirts spell it out for their team mates and fellow dart players. It is often hard to hide your emotions. Some wear their hearts on their sleeves, others on their backs...Available in Mens and Ladies styles, with a variety of colors to express your love...
Smartass Darters Society: Lost and Found Dart Shirts
It's a good thing to have tags on things that say If Found Lost Or Stolen Please Return To... Like your dart case for example. The Smartass Darters Society would like to step up and make sure everyone gets where they need to be along with their dart case by providing Lost and Found Dart Shirts in many styles and colors to the dart players in need of emergency identification.These shirts also lend themselves to customization. For example, Joe's Darts Pub could have these designed to say "If found lost or drunk please return to Joe's Darts Pub" along with the address and phone number of the venue, thus ensuring that any and all dart players that may get lost or drunk will be returned promptly.
Consider safety. Consider these dart shirts.
Smartass Darters Society: What Does A Kick Ass Dart Player Look Like?
While this may appear to be a cool looking dart shirt, it does beg the question; What Does A Kick Ass Dart Player Look Like? We feel that any and all members of the Smartass Darters Society are candidates for the answer.That is of course depending on whether or not their dart shirt makes their ass look fat. Debatable yet intriguing.
Smartass Darters Society: Does This Dart Shirt Make My Ass Look Fat?
Why not just wear the phrase on the back of your shirt? Does This Dart Shirt Make My Ass Look Fat? After all, your ass is wandering around in the stable or the field grazing while you're out playing darts. Sometimes it's nice to get an unbiased opinion.And as a member of the Smartass Darters Society you're sure to get the opinions of many. Available in many styles and colors!
Smartass Darters Society: I'm Not Ignoring You, I Can't Hear You Because You're Too Far Behind
This dart shirt is about as smartassed as a member of the Smartass Darters Society could get. Shaking up opponents at the oche with a cocky phrase on the back of a dart shirt...
Keep your eyes on the right side of the scoreboard when wearing this one gang. Available in many styles and colors!
Smartass Darters Society: Help Your Opponent With Their Darts!
This dart shirt is something only a member of the Smartass Darters Society could think of. While you're at the oche taking your turn, what if your opponent was studying the out chart on the back of your shirt? And to make things worse, what if all of the checkouts on the chart WERE WRONG!?!?!?Some call it cheating or shenanigans, we call it strategery. Available in many styles and colors!
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