Winning, Bi-Winning and Other Chaos

Funny Darts ShirtsAmused with the recent dialogue being blasted through the news and the Internet from Charlie Sheen, I began a series of Tweets modifying some of the entertaining quotes to include some darts lingo. And what likely comes as a surprise to absolutely no one, I wound up putting them on dart shirts.

For the sake of a few laughs at league and local tournaments, these new dart shirts are now on the way to my front porch. Grab you're favorite quote or quotes for shenanigans at the boards and a little memorabilia from another celebrity train wreck.

Quotes include:

"I'm bi-winning. I win at darts in 01 and I win at Cricket. If I'm bi-polar wouldn't I cry at the oche? Now what? Shut up. Stop. Move forward."

"I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see me play DARTS! Man, it's epic. The run I was on made Taylor, Barney, Whitlock, Jenkins... all of them, just look like droopy eyed armless children."

"I'm tired of pretending on not a total bitchin' dart player from Mars. People can't figure me out; they can't process me. And I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

"Sorry man, but I've got DARTS. I've got lightening in my fingers. I'm a steel tip shooter bro. And I will deploy my ordinance to the dartboard."
(Also available with soft tip shooter)

"I'm on a drug. It's called DARTS. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."