I Diddled, But I Didn't Want To Go First

Last weekend me and a friend arrived at the Saturday afternoon blind draw to throw a few practice games. As I had one eye on the Texas Longhorns game and the other on grabbing my fresh, cold draft he walks up behind me and says "I Diddled" (for you foreigners: that's a term for throwing at the bull or "cork", closest dart gets to go first). I walked to the line and edged his dart out by a hair and he replied "But I Didn't Want To Go First". We had a good laugh and this dart shirt design was born.