Dart Meds

Ever wish you had a prescription for throwing lousy darts? Perhaps this Internet meme will bring your darts back to flying true!

Side effects may include cursing, bent shafts, bounce outs, loss of beer money, high blood pressure, angry partners or team mates, chips, the yips, dartitis and random excuses. Do not take dart meds if you are pregnant or planning on becoming pregnant, not even if you intend on sexual activity within 24 hours. Avoid lifting anything heavier than 16 ounces or keeping score.