When playing Cricket... Wait... What???
The Smartass Darters Society has members from around the globe, and many have taken the leap into marriage at some point before, during or after their darting careers. Being true SDS'ers, these humorous dart shirts spell it out for their team mates and fellow dart players. It is often hard to hide your emotions. Some wear their hearts on their sleeves, others on their backs...
It's a good thing to have tags on things that say If Found Lost Or Stolen Please Return To... Like your dart case for example. The Smartass Darters Society would like to step up and make sure everyone gets where they need to be along with their dart case by providing Lost and Found Dart Shirts in many styles and colors to the dart players in need of emergency identification.
While this may appear to be a cool looking dart shirt, it does beg the question; What Does A Kick Ass Dart Player Look Like? We feel that any and all members of the Smartass Darters Society are candidates for the answer.
Why not just wear the phrase on the back of your shirt? Does This Dart Shirt Make My Ass Look Fat? After all, your ass is wandering around in the stable or the field grazing while you're out playing darts. Sometimes it's nice to get an unbiased opinion.
This dart shirt is something only a member of the Smartass Darters Society could think of. While you're at the oche taking your turn, what if your opponent was studying the out chart on the back of your shirt? And to make things worse, what if all of the checkouts on the chart WERE WRONG!?!?!?
Starting things off in the new Smartass Darters Society line of dart shirts is the popular "If You Can Read This, Please Put Me Back On My Bar Stool tee shirt. Like we say here in the Man Cave while throwing darts or working with power tools, "Safety Third".
It looks like we just couldn't stop with the Winning Series of dart shirts, as more Torpedoes Of Truth come out pretty frequently.
The latest design to hit the dart shirts line caters to the sharks out there who constantly steal the show.
Some of us are blessed with a full converted basement, garage or dedicated game room for darts. Others make due with a Man cave or small setup in a corner for practice and play at home. No matter what your darts setup may be, you can always give it a boost of darts spirit and sport with a collection of items we've simply titled Cool Darts Stuff.
All of these items are fully customizable, just contact us about adding your name, team name, dart league or nick name for your darts hideaway. Anything you think would make your item unique to yourself or your game room.
New products are rolling in, including darts jewelry. Necklaces, Charms, Earrings and Bracelets bearing unique darts designs you can only find at mydartshirts.com.
The first dart team to take advantage of our ability to print on the back of dark colored dart shirts are the Easy Gliders who throw out of a Biker Bar called Gilley's Canteen.
A recent custom design request came in for the 2011 Utah Darts Open. The request was for some sort of mash up of our Darts Skull design and the West Roxbury Pub Dart League design we created, as their tournament is also a celebration of St. Patrick's Day. I hope everyone enjoys the design, the dart shirts and a great day of darts and St. Patty's Day fun!
Amused with the recent dialogue being blasted through the news and the Internet from Charlie Sheen, I began a series of Tweets modifying some of the entertaining quotes to include some darts lingo. And what likely comes as a surprise to absolutely no one, I wound up putting them on dart shirts."I'm bi-winning. I win at darts in 01 and I win at Cricket. If I'm bi-polar wouldn't I cry at the oche? Now what? Shut up. Stop. Move forward."
"I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see me play DARTS! Man, it's epic. The run I was on made Taylor, Barney, Whitlock, Jenkins... all of them, just look like droopy eyed armless children."
"I'm tired of pretending on not a total bitchin' dart player from Mars. People can't figure me out; they can't process me. And I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
"Sorry man, but I've got DARTS. I've got lightening in my fingers. I'm a steel tip shooter bro. And I will deploy my ordinance to the dartboard." (Also available with soft tip shooter)
"I'm on a drug. It's called DARTS. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."